the party

fuck 'em all

i don't need 'em

i've got an internet
connection

broadband, baby

i don't need
anyone else
to publish
me

 i can
share my
genius
wit
wisdom
bullshit

with everyone
because

i
self
publish

genius
ain't it?

except for one
small
detail

a nit, really

while everyone
in the world
with
an internet
connection

can
see me
they
can also
see themselves

and so can
everyone else

the point of the
asshole
who lets who
past the
velvet rope

isn't just to be
an asshole

it's to keep the party
going

everyone hates
the asshole
with the velvet rope

until they're
let through

then they're
so glad
the asshole
is there

how can something be special
if everyone can come
or
everyone can do it?

what you find
is that the only
asshole
that can truly
and always

see
hear
read
appreciate
your genius

is you

alone